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Add it, or I will eat you.

 

All of you.

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Gargantuanillion picture post. [ 01 | 14 | 05 ]
[ music | Sufjan Stevens-detroit lift up your weary heart ]

So tonight was the

talent show )

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[ 01 | 12 | 05 ]
[ mood | itchy ]
[ music | Of Montreal-Tim I wish you were born a girl ]

Its been a boring boring week at school. I wish the walls were gray because then it would make more sense. I also wish Mrs. Boswell would spontaneously combust, and we arent making her cupcakes for her birthday.

Yo. This town is boring, I want to get out of it this long stretchy weekend. So somebody should invite me over, pshfmpt.

gentlemen don't ask questions

[ 01 | 11 | 05 ]
[ music | The microphones-ocean 1,2,3 ]

"So. Britney's new nose looks good."


GOSH I HATE HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!

gentlemen don't ask questions

[ 01 | 8 | 05 ]
[ music | Deathcab for cutie-I was a kaleidoscope ]

SUP LIVEJOURNAL. Last night I saw White Noise with two Lindsay's, a Laura and an Arielle. It was groovetastic. Lindsay and I held each other tenderly and quivered through the whole movie, even though it wasnt that scary (psh). Then we traveled over to Fridays where half of Marlton was eating. We played this cell phone game my cousin taught me, where you all switch cell phones and you have to scroll through your contact's list until someone calls stop, and then you have to call that person and have an akward conversation with them. I called Samm-with-two-m's, Mike, Sami's mom Lori, Amanda, ROSS, and my dad about fourteen times. Right-o. Then this morning I had SATURDAY SCHOOL. Gosh it was bedazzling. I read Ellen Foster the whole time, &that book has no point except to explain how you are supposed to eat meat with jelly. Which I still dont quite understand.
They let us out early because the teachers were old and dying, so my dad picked me up and here I am. Yeah, I got the magic stick, by the way. So long for now, &happy Saturday.

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I have no idea whats been going on lately &I just wish you would come over and explain things [ 01 | 6 | 05 ]
[ music | shh. ]

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Well. Not a lot has been going on lately. French class is really different without Anthony, and school in general is uninteresting. Chris asked me to sophmore cotillion (dance), but I dont know If I want to go because I wont know anybody unless Arielle goes with me. &I surely hope that the freshman dance theme is not winter wonderland, because that is stupid and I would not like to partake in such stupid activity. Jayklolz. Aside from school, nothing is happening. &Even though the holidays are over, I thought it appropriate to make a wishlist anyway.

 

wishlist + vaniticious grooming )

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[ 12 | 31 | 04 ]
[ mood | upload. ]
[ music | unicornsssssss ]

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They say,  )

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[ 12 | 29 | 04 ]
[ music | Thievery Corporation-Lebanese Blonde ]

Things I desperately need to do:
1. Finish presents
2. Wash pants and make lunch
3. Get out of California
4. English paper
5. Pack
6. Return Napolean dynamite
7. Stop thinking.
8. See darkness with Sami
9. Make plans with Nicole
10. Make plans for new years!
11.Get text messaging
12. Go to school with Sami
13. Make new friends
14. Locate Lindsay
15. GET A JOB.

Things I need to stop doing:
1.(stop)Eating large
2.(stop)Trying to fit myself inside of my suitcase instead of packing
3.(stop)Checking my cellphone for messages from people who dont call.
4.(stop)Annoying online quizzes
5.(stop) Planning on watching Americas funniest commercials tonight at 9
6.(stop)Trying to breakdance
7.Im totally kidding ive never tried to breakdance
8.(stop)Making stupid lists
9.(stop)being annoying
10.(stop)spending money on stupid things.

Im coming home tomorrow! Visit me at the airport, I'll be the girl with large hair and three suitcases.

gentlemen don't ask questions

[ 12 | 27 | 04 ]
[ mood | wtf. ]
[ music | rilo kiley-fact vs. romance ]

SERIOUSLY. I hate being away from home. Lindsays got dark brown hair and Benjis making internet hearts. YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M GONE FOR TWO DAYS? California is nice. I went to the movies with Sam today we saw unfortunate events. It was good. Then we walked around and I exploded a little, then went to dinner. Then I saw oceans twelve with my family and I thought my brain was going to ooze out of my neck, it made no sense.

Can you all write me emails and tell me whats happening in your lives? Because I desperately would like to know. Sam bought my takeoffs and landings and its sooo good. But why is her voice so much higher? BUT SERIOUSLY, ABOUT THE EMAILS D00DZ. Thebulletorthechapstick@yahoo.com. Hit up my lame email adress and give me something to read at 3 A.M.
Forever melting with confusion,
Claire

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CONVENTION PICTURES. [ 12 | 23 | 04 ]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Age of rockets-petales aiment la salete ]

Sorry I couldnt hook up...I'm a robot and Ive got a titanium vagina. )

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I have never never never never never never never never never never never [ 12 | 14 | 04 ]

Somewhat Rhyming Poem On Weather Patterns For Writing Workshop

By Claire Stemmer

 

on how liars never think they're wrong )

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[ 12 | 12 | 04 ]
[ music | the unicorns-lets get known ]

Yesterday I wanted to get presents for the whole entire world.
But. Its been a very lonely holiday.

gentlemen don't ask questions

[ 12 | 7 | 04 ]
I just wanted to apologize
to all the worms I just stepped on on my way home.
It was rainy & I couldnt see
If it makes you feel better,
I'm very wet and cold now.
gentlemen don't ask questions

Soldiers come quickly! [ 12 | 5 | 04 ]
[ mood | wtf. ]
[ music | Rilo kiley-the execution of all things ]

Just wanted to inform you all, I'm melting slowly.

 

why? lets put it under a cut )

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lemurs, man. [ 12 | 5 | 04 ]
[ mood | le cramps ]
[ music | minus the bear ]

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My mom's hot.

&then we all bought yachts &raced up to the islands )

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[ 11 | 28 | 04 ]
[ mood | boy meets world! ]
[ music | bear vs. shark-michigan ]

Ooh my...whats been going on for the last couple of weeks...

 

DONT IT FEEL SO GOO-OOD WITH A LADY AND DOO-OOD )

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Johnny has no guide, johnny cant decide [ 11 | 25 | 04 ]
[ mood | thanksgivingHUGE ]

Today when I was lonely and waiting for my dad to pick me up at the movies
this little girl walked into the bathroom, and she came right up to me and said, "You are beautiful." And i said
"But I've got a fat lip, and I'm all alone!"
and she said, "Hi, my name's Jordan. I like your shoes."

I'm totally naming my first daughter Jordan.

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zjhgbvhjfoh mygod [ 11 | 25 | 04 ]
[ mood | ecstatic ]
[ music | rilo kiley-portions for foxes ]

Hi my name is Claire and tonight i positively MELTED. Guilt comes tomorrow, but WO-HOW.

gentlemen don't ask questions

[ 11 | 24 | 04 ]
[ mood | laughing gas ]
[ music | haha punchline ]

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WOW. So I went to the dentist, extraordinary, and they gave my laughing gas and it was AMAZING. I have never been so happy in my life. And then we walked out and i still felt weird and I walked into a door...two hours later I dont know WHY but i have a swolen lip and i am nonstop bleeding. its jim dandy, im serious, he thinks he can take over the world. School was fun-ish. we played silent ball in science and finished watching 28 days in health. Right-o. My dad deleted aim, which is awesome because I am a really sociable person and I absolutely LOVE talking on the phone! Super! Tonight is turkey trot, & I have a fat lip.

&attractive;

claire

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[ 11 | 20 | 04 ]
[ music | do you mosh? dont change the subject, maurrine ]

Ahh you know when nights are really bad and you want to battle them with lightsabers? Thats how I feel. Saturday nights are supposed to be fun!! you're supposed to get saturday night fever from having so much fun!shgdhgfhgshgfhgdhjgfhjgfjghj

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